There Is No "War On Christmas," Unless You Count The Battle For Christian Supremacy

Happy holidays, everyone. I say it that way because my friends embrace a variety of cultural and religious traditions. I wish to be inclusive. You could say that I think All Holidays Matter. If that offends you, it likely means that you are a Christian supremacist, though you probably hadn’t thought of it that way because you just took your Christian privilege for granted. With that attitude, you probably also voted for Trump. Well we live in a diverse society, and religious freedom means not just yours but everybody’s. So instead of wailing about a nonexistent war on Christmas, kindly shove a good old pagan Yule Log up your backside. Fa la la la la.